Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Practical Guide to Completing a Novel

by Valerie Ipson

Turn over the "WELCOME" mat, hiding the sentiment.



Ignore the dishes.



Laugh in the face of laundry. Ha, ha, ha!



Let the Sunday paper pile up unread.



Overlook the Barbies that have taken up permanent residence on the dining room table.



Bathing? Overrated.



When the school calls to say another parent is needed to go on the class field trip, say, "Sorry, I'm working today."



Never, ever, EVER turn this on...



And most of all: QUIT BLOGGING AND WRITE!



And now back to my WIP!

7 comments:

  1. Haha. I was with you until the last one:)

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  2. How fun & clever Valerie! Thanks for the smile.

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  3. Ha! I miss you. Now get back to work.

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  4. Valerie, you are so creative...and practical. Love the pictures...and the message. Thanks for making me smile, Again!
    hugs~

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